You don't have good taste.
Par example, the movies you watch generally look as if they were directed by a half-blind coma patient with delusions of grandeur. Now, before you get all upset—god, it's infuriating how easily you get upset—let me explain: You have really bad taste.
What I used just there is a special technique I've developed. By denouncing the things you like, I've denied your existence any meaning. Thus, you are reminded of my superiority.
Don't ever think you're better than me. I'm not saying you're a worm, but you squirm through life quite aimlessly and often smell like dirt.
Luckily for you, I am a benevolent man. Despite your failings and repulsive meekness, I suffer from a boundless love for all of you. You are my flock of sheep—but really more like dogs.
So, I'm going to teach you mongrels how to rise above the ugly masses by using this method of condescension. Consider this a great privilege.
1. Only ever read critiques/reviews
It is difficult to despise something that you actually experienced. The chumps of this world will tell you that it is important to experience as much as you can, because that is how you grow.
Man was not made in my image, but I'm the closest we've come to a full human being yet, and I stopped emotionally maturing at age 15. I doubt you made it past seven.
Regardless, they are partially correct. You should definitely explore a variety of mediums, events and activities. However, you only seek out the negative aspects of media, so as to be well-versed in their flaws.
Luckily, we have the internet. There are plenty of people there who hate just about everything. Their...