There is a lot of moral ambiguity in this world. A lot of “grey areas” as they say. I agree with this. I really honestly have a hard time knowing where I stand on a lot of issues. Every now and again, however, I stumble across something that doesn’t sit well. Makes me feel a little uneasy. Like the world we live in isn’t quite as clean or safe as I thought it was. Kind of like when you sit on an already warm toilet seat- some things are just weird and wrong.
Some things like this:
What better way to display one’s patriotism than growing tiny plants on the skull of your president? You can choose between two facial expressions- Happy and Determined. Heck, why not collect both? That way, when you’re worried about whether or not your universal health care is going to be put in place, you can take comfort in the determined look in your Obama chia’s eyes- it will all work out.
I think the Obama chia deserves a new jingle, representing a change in Chia Corp’s marketing campaign:
When I find myself in times of trouble,
Happy Obama smiles at me,
Growing leaves of freedom,
Obama Chia!
I’m personally looking forward to the Harper chia pet. Ch-ch-ch-Stephen!
