An Interesting Diversion continues to hunt for the Most Douchiest Game with our next reader chosen candidate: Beer Pong.
I’ve been hitting my head against the wall for days trying to find something funny to say about this game, but in all honesty what more comedy can be spun from a game whose motto is “get your balls wet“? It’s impossible to write a post that isn’t just one long ween joke. So here we go.
Once upon a time there were two dudes and a case of beer. Tired of the typical playing a game, getting drunk, and then going to pick up, they decided to invent a game that incorporates all three. It’s admirable in its efficiency. Beer Pong is one of very few games where you can throw a ball with the intent to get your friend drunk with one hand while holding a boob with the other. The smoothness of the guy who invented this game is second only to the guy who invented the blowjob*.
There is an event held in Las Vegas every year called the World Series of Beer Pong, where contestants from all over Canada and the United States (the only two countries in the world) get together and see who can be the drunkest and most boob grabbiest. The surliest of the lot gets to walk (or be wheel barrow’d) out of the place with 50 gs. Deadline for entry into the 2010 game is November 16th, if you think your team has THE BALLS* you can sign up here.
Until someone invents beer helmet tennis or whiskey camel back football I think we might have the strongest case for the MDG. What do you think? Put your suggestions in the comments, and check out the official rules here.
Thanks for the suggestion M-Corm!
*I’m sorry about the ween jokes. But if I didn’t do it, I’da had a brain embolism. That shit is messy.
