It’s getting to be that time of the year when everyone’s wallet is looking a little bit more empty. It means that students like us need to start looking for good deals, but still keep a sense of dignity that you can’t find scarfing down a Big Mac. Dating seems to be nearly impossible to do, because you’re in need of a night that will impress her enough to last over the holidays. So have no fear, I have some tactics that might help.
Where You Sit: When you walk into a restaurant, the first thing you need to recognize is seating arrangements. You should make sure that there is no attention diverted elsewhere in the room. The best way to keep her attention is to make sure her back is to any televisions overhead. If your conversation isn’t working, then she’ll drift off to them.
What to eat: Avoid buying appetizers or anything that will get you stuffed right away. You want her focus on you, and you don’t want to empty your bank account. Stick to main meals and keep it simple.
How to look: Appearances are important, and while I should keep the fashion tips to other people, body language is also very important. Keep off your cellphone, and always make sure she’s interested enough to stay off hers. It also looks great when you use a credit card to pay, and keep within 10 per cent for tips. You want your next visit to go over well, and servers always remember their customers.
I think it’s important to treat a lady right, and maybe at the end of your night you might score a first kiss. That’s enough from me now, kids. Happy Holidays.
