This isn’t from a Student, but it’s still funny:
I was sitting on the bus on the way back to forrest hill, and there were a whole class full of kindergarden kids in the back. There were two in particular ( a boy and a girl)who were sitting together, and all they did was look back and forth at one another yelling: “Stick in the Butt, Stick in the Butt!!”
Childhood memories..