Haikus Hiatus

Nature

What the fuck Tadpole?

Grow some legs and get a job

You fat piece of shit

Philosophy

Stare into the void

Gaze long into that abyss

#instagramselfie

Love

My summer night girl

Held your hand, we kissed goodbye

I might have herpes

Religion

Beyoncé, my dear

My love for you knows no bounds

Please return my calls

Politics

Putin is not gay

He’s shirtless and wrestles bears

‘Bears’ are gay bikers

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